Nicknames

Any football fan has heard some of the nicknames that Chris Berman gave players on ESPN's NFL Primetime highlight show on Sunday nights. A few examples:

• Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy
• Tom "Here's a story of a man named" Brady
• "Hey, you, get off of" Mike Cloud
• A.J. "Touchy" Feely
• Brett Favre "Egnoogen"
• Jon Kitna "Kaboodle"
• Amani "It's not a" Toomer
• Vince Workman "My way back to you, babe"

Well, Panthers.com is having a contest for best Bermanesque nicknames for Panther's players. Current Panthers already with Berman nicknames are:

• Jake "Daylight come and me wanna" Delhomme
• DeShaun "Bananas" Foster
• Mike "After Dinner" Minter
• Chris Weinke “Dinky Dunky”
• John Kasay “at the foot”
• Brad Hoover “vacuums his way into the endzone”

Now, as a diehard panthers fan, I had to try to come up with some nicknames... and here they are:

• “Scary” Keary Colbert
• “My cousin” Vinny Ciurciu
• Michael “capital” Gaines
• Reggie Howard “Johnsons”
• Jeff King “of the endzone”
• Kris Mangum “P.I.”
• Dan “the captain” Morgan
• Julius Peppers “QB, mmm!”
• Mike “QB Wrecker” Rucker
• Adam “not a steward” Seward
• Steve “where’d he go?” Smith