Scarecrow 2.0

You ever have a problem with pests around your garden, apartment, or home? Well, I have the solution for you! It is based on the ancient art of scarecrows, but with a modern twist, flying projectiles, flamethrowers, and lasers! Oh My!
This product is useful against all of your major pests, crows, foxes, rabbits, and even hippies! We even provide a demo video to show you the Scarecrow 2.0 in action! Please check your local Walmart for availibility.