12 March 2006

as per request: Top Evil Villains

I decided to fulfill one friend's request to restore order to the universe with a list of my top evil villains. You see, two of my friends and myself have recently posted our lists of "good do-ers." This has left the universe out of balance... without my list today, who knows what could happen ;)

I have chosen to take an unique approach to my list. Many lists like this will duplicate one another, I am trying to break the mold (I believe I have succeeded). Most of those listed below are not truly evil villains but they are evil and, in some cases, misguided.

5. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney is a womanizer... he enjoys single life and one night stands. Little is known about his employment... he calls the company he works for Barneycorp and mentions that it gets sued alot.
Ted: What are you doing here?
Barney: Just the Lord's work.
Ted: But you're Satan!
This quote is from when Ted sees Barney serving at a Soup kitchen on Thanksgiving... it is later revealed that Barney is serving community service for public urination. Also, Barney has a blog... and we know how evil those bloggers are ;)

4. Reese Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle)

Reese is not a typical teenage bully. He is much worse. Among his evil deeds, he has stolen money from his brother, Malcolm, and sprayed a fire extinguisher down malcolm's pants. He even committed an act so ridiculously evil that it could not be mentioned on cable television (and MitM airs on FOX!). I do know that said act involved evacuating some sort of facility, cats, and it happens in some third world countries all the time!

3. Scorpius (Farscape)

Scorpy is a half breed between sebaceans and skarrens. He is a captain in the Peacekeeper (sebaceans) military. He has spent most of his time either trying to develop wormhole weapons or chasing John Crichton around the Universe for the wormhole knowledge in Crichton's head. Scorpius's goal is to annilihate the flower loving skarrens.


2. Greg Stillson (The Dead Zone)

Greg Stillson is a self made man. He has risen from a door to door bible salesman to the recently elected Representative from Maine. His political aim appears to be set on the White House.
He is a mentally unstable politician who has taken many illegal steps to secure an election. Upon meeting with Johnny Smith, it became clear that he would become responsible for an apocalyptic event that Johnny has seen in his visions and is trying to prevent.

And my number one, top evil villain is... a 6 year old boy!

1. Anthony Fremont (The Twilight Zone, It's A Good Life)

Anthony is no ordinary little boy, he has many gifts. He can read minds, wish someone into the "cornfield," or turn a person into a grotesque walking horror. He holds the community of Peaksville, Ohio imprisoned. To protect themselves, the people of Peaksville must always smile and think happy thoughts. The monster known as Anthony also hates it when people sing aloud... he turned his own aunt mute for singing aloud.

2 comments:

Mo_Freaka2009 said...

If im not mistaken the first picture..Isn't that Doogie Howser M.D. A.K.A Neil Patrick Harris..

I used to love Doogie Howser

Patrick Wellner said...

Correct, neil patrick harris plays Barney in the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.